Kobieta z trzema piersiami first Strange Calendar U Kobzińskiego hung for years the same calendar. Colleagues told him to change, because time does not stand in the place and year of changes, one passes, a second, but he insisted. Initially wymigiwał a lack of time, then aversion to any small jobs, and finally held to insist that:
- Do not take it off him!
so that you guys had nothing to say. Hence, the girls, although the old calendar is not disturbed. More offended their beloved perception in these matters is not what is needed. Ah, if but once noticed a new hairstyle or a new dress ...
Kobziński do not have to worry about the girl because she did not have. For years he lived alone, only a few times changing your home decor. Sometimes things presented, because he came over, and sometimes, because he was bored. It never happened to him to have a domestic revolution, after which any room would be unrecognizable. The monotony, the same guys look bored, and most just a calendar. Large Wall cyferkami with small, barely visible from afar. Ideal for the lover of pigeons and there was another reason for surprise colleagues - not Kobziński very fond of pigeons. He believed that shit just to annoy people. Pechowcom always gonna get, lucky people pass through it cleans and injustice is born.
- Why did you get your calendar with these birds? - Asking colleagues repeatedly.
- Because the other was not.
- How is not it? You know man, if it is different calendars? The works of art, flowers, cats, oh, the cats are a whole lot, advertising the banks, travel agencies, with models, porn stars, and already is the largest calendars of John Paul II. It even required to have a calendar with the pope was Polish.
- I'm not especially religious.
- Maybe, but he said that John Paul II, you respect, love, and that you're sorry, the last few years is dead.
- Oh, let him alone, and do not want the pope, it is not - said the boy nicknamed Little due to low growth and low - According to some girls - something in his pants.
- Maybe you could go longer - Kobziński said, almost offended. Become accustomed to their calendar, and they nachodzili him for weeks in order to chose another.
- No change?
- No.
- Now, if at all.
- at all!
- Why?
- Why? Why? Change what? Emptiness is, I feel as though there have been major changes, too big for my life, it gets a hole, then I cover it, the second calendar? And how else I would not like? Cats, flowers, the popes are not for me, I'm looking for inspiration!
- The woman with you breasts? Because of the calendar
Kobzińskiego was a huge issue. In addition to pigeons, it was on the recumbent figure of a naked woman, who looked as if had an extra breast. That's not encouraging przestawiała Mrs. UFOnaut to tolerate strangers. Just placed a bad or poorly retouched it, so that your left shoulder has completely changed the role. Three breasts! The mere sight of this he rejected from further przypatrywania a passable woman.
- I've already learned that one breast to shoulder - Kobziński said proudly.
- We do not. Really, it's better Change the current calendar, because you confuse the head - Little advised. - Or, worse yet, confuse you a date. You know that today?
- The fifth of February.
- How?
- I have a calendar in a cell. Next
conversation is also not developed the mind of his colleagues. Angry, surprised that so Kobziński stubborn man with a terribly bad taste urodowym, left the house and went for a beer, think about the whole thing again, even though they knew that nothing can come of it.
second Poles and Germans Kobziński had everyone and everything in deep consideration. Listened to only himself, once a mother, but she died, in part meant that her son was pushed from their people. Not that he was completely odlutkiem. Beer with friends he liked to drink, well liked by his friends to smoke, talk to from time to time. Girls are not afraid - his personal charm to it is not allowed. He belonged to the people proud of their character, way of life and views, from afar, however, without the knowledge of this did not look. Skinny, tall, towering over the other even, and the entire city that could spit forever for the clothes and big glasses-kujonkach. Type a typical anywhere in the world is such a find. One would be foolish, wise, second, third, the average and the fourth ... The fourth is called Kobziński. Although colleagues - and others also - often wondered what is hidden in the head devotee women with three breasts, but this mystery has not been resolved, on the contrary, with every word, gesture, every day, in which the boy did something, increased the a series of questions. One of them concerned damn calendar that is already irritated by the fact that there were.
Kobziński thought his only constant and nieprzestawialny home decor item for the human miracle. My colleagues agreed with him - indeed, so fuck a beautiful woman was something unusual and admirable. The boy, however, do not quite done with their jeers and every day he sat on the bed and looked, and sighed for the lady from the calendar. Pigeons do not cared. Instead, surround the main character can even shit. Not only the face of his colleagues endured, the bad, the falling eyes or naśmiewających the third women's breasts.
What about the fact that she had three? There was more to pomarzenia.
- And how you'll like dreamed? - Once asked a colleague, mongrel, usually silent. - Dreaming about it, what is certain, or what might happen, and you want to fly his grandmother from the calendar. You do not know her name, where he lived, what nationality ...
- Polka. It sure is a Pole - Kobziński quietly replied.
- How do you know?
- Because it is not ugly, that is not a German. And I divide women on the Poles and Germans. Boys
then gasped. German women as an ugly woman would have escaped, but the Poles as nice? With them in the city were turning themselves paszczury or teenagers, yes, nice, but without the word: bangs to the side, make-up similar article of clothing, and oh, the wonderful bounty. Zero originality, just sit down and weep over the beauty of running down the nation. But they had to come to terms with notions Kobzińskiego, who remained silent, although everyone looked at him with pleading.
- And if you find a nice German woman or an ugly Pole, how can you call it? - Put a little tricky. - Ha, how?
Kobziński answered.
- Do not know!
- Well, I do not know, that's right, I did not think about it - he replied at last, completely calm. - Tomorrow is the industry.
- not today? - Insisted Mongrel. As a loquacious, he can not stop. - Only seventeen.
- better to let him talk about his division - Small suggested.
Kobziński, albeit reluctantly, began to speak. For him, there were no Italians, American, Indian or Egyptian. There were only a Polish woman and a German woman, so different from each other and how different fascinating. Bo and ugly women hid something in itself, otherwise the people would not spit in one fell swoop, and laughed right in their faces. It's something kept them alive and use, no time for any German woman went to bed with a guy and had this child. Kobziński preached the theory of total tolerance, which consisted of niekomentowaniu. Someone has the appearance of brzyduli - let there! Anyone have bow legs - and here it is! Someone does not have the slightest chance to look good without surgery - but nobody should care. Moreover, no German women beautiful women, that Poles would be bland, because I like to call something nice, when there is no comparison?
- You got fucked in the head - commented mongrel, then went out with the guys to relax from kobzińskich drivel.
*
next day Kobzińskiego mongrel called and asked if he could not Poles turn on the French.
- No - was the answer.
*
- A Czech woman? This is apparently a very nice woman, though he did not know anything.
- No!
*
Wenezuelki? Swedish women? Hindi? Dopytywania Kundla gave nothing - Kobziński answer is always the same. Only when the last phone added:
- could, at most, Germans turn to an Englishwoman, he also did not err beauty.
- No, leave the Germans. They fit perfectly.
nationality issue dragged on for a long time until you Kobzińskiego surprise encounter with a girl.
third Ni is a Pole, a German woman's - Well, actually not specified. Commentary
Little said everything. Even Kobziński, the specimen alone, began to worry his inaccurate reflection of women believed that, there are intermediate specimens which can not be counted nor the Poles nor the German women. Just the Creator of them joked and pushed into the space between the two main groups. A side has not yet been named. Ładnobrzydka? Brzydkoładna? All these names arouse disgust Kobzińskiego, who was looking for something fresh, what would have indulged in one word, the appearance of poor girls. After a brief conversation with a new friend on behalf of a grateful Lena met with colleagues at the park. Well you know Lena and also could not identify her.
- Or goes ugly as its not really go, or wants to be pretty, which it also fails.
- You're stupid, shaft - a friend commented on the word mongrel. - We like to call it trying to be a Pole, or trying to be a German?
- too long - he said Kobziński. - It must be a one-word name.
- Hey, Kitka!
Kitka, a boy, as you might guess, the pony, not yet located a little away, walked to his colleagues. The explicit interest disappeared when he learned that he has come up with a neologism.
- You constantly invent new words - Tramp replied to the question "why me?".
- I do not know, really, I do not have this headache. Top name the PolkoNiemkami them.
- Stupid.
- Another name did not figure it out.
guys sighed. Kobziński still pondering about Lena, but his thoughts are increasingly shift towards the women from the calendar. Suddenly he realized that it did not give her name.
- Got to go - he said, and quickly disappeared.
The rest took a wave of his hand. Sami think of something, even if they had to sit in the park later at night. Burnt cigarettes one after another, straining minds, unfortunately, their brains and imagination did not want to work, as if reluctant owners. And yet you call them, you must specify the basic thing. A man named and referred to a man known in the slightest - they are referred to as the knowledge of the other stages, too important, but less important than your name. Lena! Why can not you be a German or a Pole, or a pet? You must be a mix, this year, as it sounds awful, claimed as Kobzińskiego colleagues, who at that time looked at a woman with three breasts and wondered if Maheudka for her good name.
*
stupid was the one who thought that Lena suspected nothing. On the contrary - well aware of its beauty and knew that for any man is neither pretty nor ugly. Of course, some of the more admired than obrzydzała, and others vice versa, but had something in itself disturbing. Almost as high as Kobziński, with a few pounds nadprogramowymi straddling on the hips and abdomen and a relatively lean shoulders resembled a walking triangle. Even the head seemed to taper upward, probably due to the rather unfortunate haircut. Strongly painted, believing that makeup helps her. Very wrong, which confirms the suggestive glances litościwymi people stay with a real toilet. Despite these characteristics
German woman could not call it.
man instinctively looks at the other person's good points. Maybe the woman in front of me is nice eyes, maybe the man to whom we look through, hiding a beautiful smile? Such a fragment from the Lena was her movement. She walked gracefully, like a model, step by step, in a straight line, straight, but in a light, pleasing to the eye, as if she did not know at all zgarbienia. Still smiling, often showed a white, even teeth. She liked to talk to people, indeed, argued that the conversation helps her in the fight against ugliness, which was little more than beauty in her body, how interesting colleagues and Kobzińskiego.
Sam Lena said:
- God can have a sense of humor. Almost everyone else has given, or beauty, or lack thereof, and to me this and that. But how do you live with that?
Knowing that soon will not get answers to this question, she went to sleep. She dreamed that she is a beautiful nymph in a world dominated by bad people who tried to kill her. Are they killed? - Lena is not learned, because she woke up, sleep, however, gave her much to think about.
- I do not give up - she said to herself. - You will see me will be a particular person.
*
- Blend?
- Yeah, Wedel!
*
- Not the end of the Pole, Not really a German?
- I said one word!
- Well, yes, I forgot.
*
- freak of nature?
- You are already better shaft will not speak.
*
guys have not come to anything, not counting argument, which broke with them, and Kundla fight. The rest returned to their homes with broken mood having to fix it only after some time.
4th Maheudka (Piersiątka) As an enthusiastic reader of all books - from cookbooks, the guides, until the works of the classics - the Kobziński return home immediately took up the search works from the bookcase. Bookcase has had a lot of specimens, which most people would view groaned, wondering, so that anyone can read. Bookshelf occupied one entire wall, and stood on the books arranged alphabetically by author. Kobziński memory already knew more or less where things are, especially your favorite titles. One of them was "Germinal," Zola, whose admired as a boy interesting names for the characters.
- Helped more than once, and will help Now - said the boy and took the work of the hands.
did not have to open it - enough presence, touch the cover, so he remembered Maheudkę and Catherine. That the names of these two wondered, though initially wanted to also take into account Pieronek, but found that her colleagues will transform the Pierdonkę. On the other hand, which he chose not to, while others invent their version. To facilitate the two names inscribed - Maheudkę and Catherine - a piece of paper, pretty, red calligraphic letter, to add clarity to them. I started to watch it on one, then the second. Once it seemed to him that will choose the first, he suddenly drew his attention to the second and showed far hidden advantages. Maheudka sounded nice, but unfortunately also more alienated, and Catherine was in reverse. Until that Catherine was called every second girl in the world, or so embarrassing to give such a common name of the ideal woman, which sought to distance themselves from the gray boredom of life? The case is solved - the lady from the calendar will be called Maheudką.
- My Maheudka! - Shouted, beaming Kobziński. Above
not want to name he thought.
*
guys at the news of Maheudce burst out laughing.
- Better now Catherine, but actually is a very common name - said Small.
- Maheudka? What it really is? It has a counterpart in the Polish? - Asked mongrel.
- Does it matter? - Kobziński surprised. The conversation would take on, if not for the advent of Lena, who without the slightest warning a colleague entered the room.
- Listen - began. She looked very, very scary, so guys, would it even do not get angry, they removed the meter. - I have their value and have no intention to degrade, but if you think you can do what you want, you're more to me not to talk. Beast! Padalcu! Suk ... Ah, even I do not want to shred the language for you. I'm leaving. Consider me well, because the last time you see me, unless I apologize. Well, sorry but you can not do, so ...
- Shut up, Lena. Girlfriend
speechless. A few seconds ago revitalized and ready for every fight, and now stood like a gray mouse, with bowed head, as if something przeskrobała. She left after a long silence, sending Kobzińskiemu look of grievances. How do I guessed boy, did not like her that ridiculed her in front of colleagues. You laughed at more than Madeudce.
- What's it about? - Managed to ask the loudest laughing mongrel.
- I do not know. For some time, comes to me and makes a fuss about nothing. He can be angry about anything, for example, that you do not write off the hh. I have terrible mood variability.
- I think every girl falls into one extreme to another.
agree Kitki guys because my thoughts went back to the woman from the calendar. She at least will not linger, unless a miracle Kobziński wymodli speech. Only after that, it was good as it was, you can look without fear that it will appeal Maheudka full of grief, jealousy, or capriciousness voice, which conveys only one - of irritation. However, the matter remained a third breast, where colleagues could not ignore.
- I'd give her Cycnica - said Small.
- Trójcycnica!
Kobziński not let my colleagues to continue, pectoral meditation - he drove them home, satisfied that the mock himself with his beloved Maheudki.
*
- Hip.
- Come on, silly. Already Cycnica was better.
- But it does not fit.
*
- Trójcycnica reminds me of trójpolówką.
- Me too. Need something more subtle.
- Maybe ...
- You, shaft, just sit quietly.
*
- I know! You have to replace breast tits! Breasts ... Piersionówka, Piersionka, Piers ... Breast ... Piersiątka!
- Yes, Piersiątka!
Piersiątka adopted quickly, and soon everyone called his colleague Kobzińskiego Piersiątką calendar girl, though obviously not at the boy. Kobziński was crazy about the perverted nicknames, arguing that people and things that you love, it should also be respected. Respect that is expressed, inter alia, on behalf of precisely how much having a nickname. What kind of name that brings the same combination of deviant?
- Maheudka is no better - he said once a mongrel, as if guessing what he thought about Piersiątce Kobziński. - Can be associated with "Wave legs, then chicken" or "Wave on legs, then on the women's breasts." Anyway, both nicknamed associate with breasts.
- But our sounds nicer.
- Of course! How does he even took Maheudkę?
- from Zola.
- Palant. To the girl he invented names?
5th Great worship intermittent shrieks When Kobziński depicting a woman in the calendar, Lena was very bored, so I still think about him. It hurt, humiliated, yes, but so what? She was of those girls who forgive, of those women who, despite beatings, spitting forever love their men, often despised infidels and their love. Even if Kobziński said a hundred times, "Shut up!" Or something worse, continue to Lena dreamed of a common future in a cottage by the sea, with two children and ginger cat. She had, however, its unexplored before anyone plans from time to time interrupted by sudden explosions, on the other side saying that the "need" was definitely an overstatement. She was not even aware of that. I just happened to offend her for anything or yell reckless words. Regret any action, she felt even worse, believing that he would not forgive her boyfriend. But forgive. Frankly, it does not angry. Lenie it was difficult to understand these and similar proceedings, full forgiveness for something so horrible. You can cuddle up to her husband, who had just mingled us, but if we can do the same thing with a man niepotrafiącym check the words in your throat? Oh, how it Kobziński this enchanted, as if she wanted to hug him ... Unfortunately, it rained, and even the evening approached. Tomorrow may visit it, you probably apologize or ... Or break out again. Sometimes complicated relationship between a girl and a loving and beloved boyfriend niekochającym and loved.
*
Around noon the next day Lena appeared in front of the house Kobzińskiego. At the sight of the boy moaned indeterminacy. After many hours of meditation on the ideal of a woman he hoped that opening the door will see Maheudkę in live form.
- let me in? - Asked Lena.
- Sure, get in - he replied Kobziński, then, to not get behind know that he is disappointed with the appearance of a friend, he added: - Nice haircut.
- I was at the hairdresser.
- Well blouse.
- Old as hell, with some holidays.
- Pants, too?
- too!
- But unless previously zakładałaś them, huh?
- Takis sure? I was there on our first walk in the park.
- As you all remember exactly! - Shouted amazed Kobziński. And then it began:
- And you obviously wyzłośliwiasz and delighted to pretend that I just do not worry. Shit that comes out, you know? I respect you and expect the same from you, yet you have me in the nose. You are plain asshole.
Kobziński Before he could react, Lena ran into the street. Already after a few seconds, she knew that she said something very bad.
*
- I'm debilką.
- You're not.
- How do you know?
- How do you know that I'm not?
- I do not know. Just as I think. Frankly, few people can call themselves debilami.
- Well, I'm stupid.
- Well, here it is more likely that you're right.
*
- Do you like me yet?
- Yes.
- Prove it.
- I like you.
- Acts of! Invite me somewhere, give something. Have not got flowers from a boyfriend.
- I'll buy you tomorrow.
- Really?
- Really. They can be red roses?
- They can! Sometime you are wonderful!
Kobziński, as promised, so he did - he bought Lena a large bouquet of red roses with pink ribbon (forgot to death that the girl does not like pink, but fortunately did not pay attention to it.) She thanked cmoknięciem raging on the cheek and a smile that he gave the boy a lot to think about. Already knew the proper name for the compound.
Lenka. They will simply be called Lenka.
6th Miscellaneous musings, some - I like Lenka.
- Me too.
- Well, the name of an ideal - Kitka confirmed. - Will soon become a symbol of the female is not fixed, indeed, will be solely and exclusively to him. And you, Kobziński, you'll get a Nobel Prize.
- Like in what field?
- Literature for example.
- I'd have to write something.
- Then write - Kitka replied, as if speaking about something trivial. - Lots of reading, so you need to know about how it's done.
Kobziński answered. Writing? And how! To spoil the world created by a great book? No, he was smart, he knew that his appointment comes at a completely different side that has to do something different in life. It may be a pilot or a priest, if sufficient Lenek meet, or to become a normal man of Polish women (oby!), which settles somewhere in the south and will live away from problems. He did not understand, and despise people who try to force to do something that they did not go. How much better presented in literature, though the text of the seven sorrows pisarczyków stolen and burned in a big pile! Kobziński long to be able to whine in my thoughts, if not for colleagues who are poking him in his arms, trying to restore him to reality.
- write? - Asked Kitka. Excited at the idea that zwałby a friend of the writer. Not that he considered this profession to be very interesting, however, governs the writer's imagination, and when seize firmly, perhaps the film will create a book worthy of the greatest momentum. Therefore, Kitka very worried when he heard a negative response.
*
- I really had an idea of \u200b\u200bthe Lenkami - mongrel began to re-issue. - You can see that none of Zola did not help.
- not helped. Zola was a guy.
- Is he dead? That's good, at least there will be no ill advised.
Kobziński moaned. On one hand, tempted him to ask colleagues about Mrozek, Dostoevsky or Vonnegut, on the other he was afraid that answer it more zdołują. He was silent, therefore, confident that neither in the near future, or you guys still will not read.
quite different in this respect was Lena.
- I love to read - she said once, and once grew in the eyes of Kobzińskiego. - Every two weeks I go to the library sometimes I visit a bookstore or take part in a competition in which they are to win the book. Once I made up my password for some newspapers and won Austen.
- Pride and Prejudice?
- Emma. Sure you do not know, that is, you know, but I have not read, because you guys do not take anything like that. Strange - when she takes to be manly prose, this is normal, but when the boy reaches for the feminine, they immediately were all laughing.
- Not dzieliłbym prose of masculine and feminine.
- And it works, what do I care? - Lena almost growled. - I say what I think. For me, some books are extremely masculine, and some very old wives.
- Which do you prefer?
- Men's.
- Well, vol.
- you're bad for me?
- What do you again ... - The boy began, but soon gave himself, seeing that the girl leaves. Do not talk to each other for the next four days, which he accepted with great joy, and she with concealed sadness.
*
- is jealous. Only the jealous girls so crazy. Little
words sounded like the most sacred, truth, which must match in every respect, but for Kobzińskiego was another reason for the emotion his shoulders. Nothing he did not care that a girl is jealous, or crying, or they are afraid. It was not his fault alone so placed a life that now suffers under any pretext. This can somehow get someone's attention? Some people can not be otherwise as the cry to communicate their presence. On the other hand, probably have been ignored, precisely because that was more peaceful world. And yet they still rises up, screaming, roaring, although we all have them in the nose. Well, sometimes a person will be loving, faithful and patient, that breaks all the anguish of the poor or biedaczki. Kobziński certainly did not intend to be part of such persons. If Lena really needed something from him, let him cease to delude ourselves and run out again in search of the Duke-counsel on a white horse.
- Lenka Kobzińskiemu went up, haha! - Small cried. Colleagues quickly grabbed a password, or soon the whole park, where they were, knew about a new pair.
- It's just a friend - he said quietly - I could not understand - Kobziński and walked off, just like that, to Maheudki. He wandered
between it and the real world, confident that the future will reward him, as if just looking at a woman was something admirable. For colleagues, of course, continue Piersiątka had three breasts, they could not get over, and although the number spoken aloud, "change the calendar to another has been reduced several times, the guys still groaned, wondering how to get rid of the freak of the house Kobzińskiego graphics. That beautiful invented the nickname, no indication of anything. Invented, because of their very obrzydzała Maheudka. Now it's time to clean up the calendar. While
Kobziński Maheudce told to slow passing day, colleagues, namely small, had a brilliant idea.
- the best the enemy of a man in love is another woman, and already in love at all - he started small. His eyes shone as if he were about to invent a multiplier of beer. - This is Lena, and certainly will be wrong, when she learns about Piersiątce. So ...
- So you go to it, talk about the calendar and then there is no whip - Kobziński change it before it returns to Lena, and come back for sure.
- Well, this has always come back. Man wants to rest, unfortunately, still visit him, write to gg, write about it on the blog posts on the forum share the love ... Even I feel sorry for Kobzińskiego.
- Nam too.
7th Great feeling ... colleagues were surprised themselves when things went very quickly. Already the next day after talking to Lena went to the Kobzińskiego and told him what he thought about him and his dear friend from the calendar. Kobziński little or no explosion took another girl, on the contrary - it laughed in the face. This time, however, Lena does not run out into the street, only stood, staring at his beloved big blue eyes. Both of them did not make any sudden movements, as if they had it in something to prevent, for example, to find agreement. Laughter quickly turned to the boy in the usual smile, which meant that she felt better. Despite this, she asked:
- You must be so?
did not have to. Frankly, whether or not, its something poplątało in my head and now believes that all its words have a negative connotation. She did not know either a joke or the irony, it was necessary to speak to her minkami, otherwise ... And anyway! Kobziński preferred to think of something else, even if it for the next few hours listening to complain about Lena. Fortunately - and to the astonishment of the boy - has apologized quietly, then sat on the couch with a sigh and looked at the calendar.
Though she had seen him many times, did not pay attention to him. It was for her mediocre addition to the house, something that should be that family life can function without hindrance. Did not notice or bad year or a third breast Maheudki. Now, staring, wondering why this is Kobziński. Why must worship stupid woman with a calendar? Longer wanted to ask about this directly, when the boy spoke the words that we least expected:
- Lena, it Maheudka. Maheudka is Lena.
After a moment stunned silence from the girl added:
- I'm sorry that you did not previously presented to you, but I forgot. Maheudka not a talkative person.
- She speaks in general? - Lena asked before bite my tongue.
- How to listen well, then yes. But something seems to me that only trusts me.
- Can be jealous?
- Maybe, but have not yet appeared.
Lena wanted to ask lots of questions, but that each was important, was silent, not being able to decide on any of them. Kobziński meanwhile, smiled, pleased that he managed to calm friend. Struck him as pretty, as if he saw her after many years of longing. It has not changed anything in itself - even harder to painted - and still looked and looked ready to answer her every question. He knew he hesitates before saying anything, so he began to speak:
- Maheudka is for me a very long time. You may wonder, why not change, what? I like it. I got it from a friend, hung on the wall and somehow have not yet took off. I asked for several days after New Year's Eve, why not buy a new calendar or a new version Maheudki. Later, I stopped to ask, because I thought it was pointless. Everyone has to have something permanent, not to be thrown away, even though the loss of validity.
- colleagues with her laugh.
- I know.
- I call Piersiątką.
- Really? - Kobziński barely covered the astonishment mixed with anger.
- Do not get offended - Lena began hesitantly - but Piersiątka I like it more than Maheudka.
- does not matter.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
Kobziński was sure that Lena just throw him in the neck with a cry of "some you love!", But she smiled slightly and stared again at the calendar.
- I would like to have such large breasts - she said suddenly.
- Hire a graphic and you will have.
- Do you think it repaired?
- A woman you leave today as it is, without any amendments?
- probably none, but it seems to me that he has natural breasts.
wondered Kobziński whether to ask for additional breast Lena Maheudki to which the view may not be granted, so as not to cause him trouble. On the other hand, wanted to believe that a colleague can see normally, see the arm, no additional chest. He was about to begin a story about Maheudce again when she asked Lena:
- Why do your colleagues say they have three breasts?
- Because they are blind - replied the boy and sighed with relief.
- If they were blind, they would not see anything.
- You're cute.
Lena stood up abruptly, because she heard the nicest words in your life. Despite this, she pretended indifference. She said something she did not know what, just talking and turn thought to have just spoken of religion, which was addressed just to her. I barely refrained from laughter to detonate, and even greater difficulty with the fact that Kobziński sat next to, very very close.
*
- We will remain silent?
- And do you want? Cause I am.
- your home, you decide.
- You're a wise girl.
- What took you so the compliments?
- You know, sometimes a man begins bored woman praising the calendar and is looking for someone real.
- Oh, and just because ...
- Believe me, not only.
* - You know what? You're prettier than I thought.
- Sure looked weak.
- Maybe. I do not want to ask if you changed hairstyle, dress ...
- I've changed! Today I wore a bracelet. I have not walked in the bracelets.
- So now you have to buy a ring and necklace for the set.
- you just dokup. Anything but pink.
- Good.
*
- I'm really pretty?
- Really.
- But Maheudka prettier?
- Yes, but remember that it helped the graphics. Perhaps, in fact, is a terrible stupid blonde with cellulite, drooping breasts and folds of fat on her stomach and hips. Anyway, any where it wants, it can be a Pole or German.
- to which I now closer?
- yet you ask? For the Poles, of course. Could you just stop painting.
- will stop.
- Just like that?
- Well, just.
*
talked until the evening, when it came to little. Półleżących seeing them on the bed, he smiled, but quickly grew serious having discovered a familiar calendar on the wall. He was sure that it Kobziński take off, and yet he hung himself and hung with Piersiątką in the foreground, with even more trzypiersiową Piersiątką.
- What? - Asked Kobziński. - Something you wanted?
- No, nothing, so just come ...
- Check if I took off my calendar? Small
left without a word. Later, a friend revealed that their brilliant plan went only halfway.
8. ... And an even greater revolution Lena really after washing tons of makeup looks much nicer, and - above all - more natural. She smiled into the mirror at the sight of his old face, which is now almost forgotten, and which, thanks to the newly discovered beloved and wanted to brag about it to everyone in the world. I no longer belonged to the compound. Mixtures also will not be called more Lenkami. Kobziński even found that women do not have indeterminate, there are only vague tastes, their hesitation and doubt. Whether a girl is Pole or German, just depends on her, as well as an observer.
- Maheudka not be evil? - Lena asked, continuing to view in the mirror.
- Like what reason?
- No, that from now on will be the second.
Kobziński honestly laughed and hugged her. He whispered in your ear, it does not, from where, Maheudka is forgiving person, moreover, is very fond of new acquaintance. Sometimes the Kobzińskim bored, not having to talk about or even desire to say anything. It will be useful to them so you have a person, especially since it is the Lena, whom they could trust, and we're not friends, at all costs trying to prove how much they are stupid.
- They are disgusting.
- You're right.
She began to have more and more often right. I change it?, Asked in a spirit Kobziński. Sure, yes. Not only was loved, but loving. He enjoyed every second sentence with Lena, but a few days ago would pay one million gold, that has disappeared from his life. He wanted to throw it just as you do not want to throw Maheudki. Now, he wanted them both. At least for now, at least for a bit.
*
- Why zdjąłeś Maheudkę?
Kobziński stretched in bed. Have not reached the word Lena, so he was surprised to see her sad face.
- Huh?
- Zdjąłeś Maheudkę.
- nothing ... - Began, but soon stopped. Honestly, I was not sure what he was doing the night before. He looked at the wall. Calendar actually disappeared. - Oh ...
- Why?
- You know, I do not even remember doing it to take off.
- May fell for bed?
picked up rapidly and quickly convinced that Lena spoke good - Maheudka decided to fly myself down, staring as if still in the same position it got bored. Kobziński pondered. Something like that was, especially as his beloved slipped a few times a calendar out of hand, before it once again hung on the wall.
- She probably does not want to run? - Asked Lena.
- I have no idea.
*
- again declined.
- I think you need to change the nail. Or
calendar, thought the first time Kobziński. He felt that something in his house was too much. Change? But after all, belonged to a good, competent, the ones that give a kick to the rest of the day. Nevertheless, further Kobziński lay in order to bid farewell to Maheudką, however, did not speak to Lena. This looked at him with sadness, as if something sensed.
think too much life here. A thing must be discarded.
*
- you could always get rid of me.
- You're stupid.
- Oh ...
- In his own charming way.
*
- I'm going to miss her.
- I do not. Frankly, unless you really have three breasts.
